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On discord known ad the rizz God. An annoying mf who thinks he pulls bitches but they run from him. Usually they don't shower.
Oh no it's batman (rizz weirdo) we gotta go before we smell his stench!
Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
When you are having dark sex and you shine a flashlight with a paper bat covering it and your girl looks up and you jam it in her ass as she screams a sound similar to a bat screech.
I totally pulled the batman on Jennifer last night
My best friend can't wait to see you at the gothsm barbecue xxx
Love from me and my Goons ❤
Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself
Batman is the greatest friend I've ever had
He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.
Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.
Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.
Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.
*a random thug yells*
Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!
-30 seconds later-
Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
*Batman right behind him*
Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.
Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*
(A vigilante that hides in the shadows) He fights crime while struggling with throat cancer and hides behind trash cans after throwing a smoke bomb to make him self look cool.