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It is either cake or cock and we are all out of cake!
This is a Betty cocker type of situation.
To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.
"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"
Betty-Lou is the hottest bitch in town, she’s also the sweetest. Everyone knows and loves Betty-Lou but if they don’t, they all wish they did because everyone’s always raving on and on about how kind and amazing she is. There’s also a 99.9% chance that she was the most popular in school and also got the best grades in every. Single. Class. This mixture of both brains and beauty can be quite intimating for boys, however, her small stature makes her a bit more approachable. All in all, she’s the best friend/companion you could wish for:)
Kyle: “Damn! Who’s that sexy AND smart girl??”
Everyone: “that’s Betty-Lou!”
a Betty that has an elevated appreciation for music and enjoys standing/sitting/positioning herself close to sound systems at live shows, not as a groupie for the band or artist, but rather to take in the total music experience.
"Check out the bass betty by the dj booth, she's totally zoning out to that four on the floor beat!"
Someone who takes the fun out of things or makes it more calm in a funny situation lacking creativity
Omg don't be such a Bummy Betty
When you go to work as little as possible and do nothing whilst your their.....
You at work this week? Yeah, but i'm on a Betty Week
A challenge in which the participant(s) find 10 pictures/videos of actress Betty White at varying ages. The participant(s) must then have a sexual orgasm using each of the 10 pictures. The participant(s) have 3 days to complete the challenge.
“Hey, I heard Jerry completed the Betty White Challenge. It must’ve taken him forever to find those pictures.”