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Where is the blumpkin princess? You mean Rosemary?
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You put dry ice in the toilet that you are receiving a blumpkin in. Turns out to be a cool effect while shitting. and get your dick suckd.
Emma was giving Alex the bubblin blumpkin in the auditorium.
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Receiving oral sex while taking a shit on the toilet from a person, man or woman, who has no teeth.
I didn't think her blumpkins could get much better...until she took her dentures out and gave me the holy grail of gummy blumpkins.
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The act of a reverse Blumpkin, The male goes on all fours while on the toilet, facing the cistern, the female puts her mouth between the male's bum cheeks. He starts to masterbate, as he reaches climax he ejaculates into toilet while shitting into the woman's mouth.
Jack: "Dude , I got a blumpkin last night!
John: "NICE!"
Jerry: "Thats nothing, I got a Reverse Blumpkin last night, and it was Jacks' Mom!"
John: "OH MY GOD! NICE!"
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Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.
Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.
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You piss while someone sucks on your ass hole.
Steve- The other night my ho gave me a nice Reverse Blumpkin.
Bov- She must really like to lick poop?
Steve- Only on the days that end with a 'y'.
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When you recieve a blumpkin while eating some pumpkin pie.
I was so hungry and desperate that I needed a blumpkin pie
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