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Breath Rings

The rings (imagine waistlines) that form in a poo when it is so big and you have to push so hard that you need to take a breath.

Usually occurs when the poo is a nemesis or behemoth

My poo snapped in half right at one of the breath rings. I think it's now a brown trout.

by The cloth toucher February 8, 2006

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burrito breath

Used to describe a group of dirty peoples from a certain region south of the United States. As heard on "South Park".

A cluster of immigrants who loiter in front of hardware stores waiting for gainful employment.

"My Taco Bell dinner would have tasted a whole lot better if a burrito breath would have prepared it."

"When is that burrito breath going to come to my house to fix my leaky roof? Oh, I forgot that I needed to pick him up at the 7-11."

by S. Fernandez July 15, 2006

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Onion Breath

When You wake up with a stench of onion still on your breath and cant get rid of it all day, even after plentiful brushing of teeth.

When you eat foodage containing onion and cannot get rid of the stench from your breath.

Eating onion bhaji's on the night time and waking up with onion breath.

Eating cheese and onion sandwiches and continuously having onion breath etc...

by Onion bhaji obsessive October 18, 2010

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yuk breath

Someone that has very bad breath. It can be fixed by gum or mints unless you have a yuk mouth.

Hey Buddy, got any Gum? I got a bad case of the Yuk Breath.

by Jim Reed June 1, 2006

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trog breath

essentially the same thing as dragon breath except trog is used in place of dragon so it can be said in front of the offender. 'Trog' comes from the dragon trogdor from homestarruner.com. 'Trog breath' is to be used in extreme situations of bad breath, we're talking about the kind where a tic-tac would disintegrate before touching the doodie-mouthed offenders tongue.

jason (making announcement to crowd): listen up everyone!
everyone: OH DEAR LORD! WHAT IS THAT STENCH?!
g: suckas got some straight up trog breath
everyone: worrrd

by gyeerit July 31, 2006

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dildo breath

When you have been suckin/or blowing a dildo all day...or for a long period of time

"yo bryan your breath smells like a fucking dildo" "dildo breath"....

bryan "i need somthing to get rid of my dildo breath ive been sucking some lately"

by mr.smarterass April 1, 2009

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laser breath

when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.

Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.

by Joey BeffBuicker July 27, 2010

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