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catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.

Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.

by Mongrel the Elder April 7, 2024


Catholic Central High School

Catholic Central High School may be one of the worst catholic schools in the Albany area this school is so poor that they are moving to a small elementary school in Latham, they barely can keep an ELA teacher and it wouldn't surprise me if they hire another rapist for a teacher and what's the deal with science teachers like they keep those ether they literally have 0 sports team they do not even have a football field they barley have enough kids for mod teams and JV teams the whole school is just favoritism students just skip classes and just sit in the coach's office kinda sad if you're ever thinking about sending your child here never do, hot dogs in the wall ceilings are falling apart, have a basement and an upstairs for literally no reason shit is a joke everyone just vapes in the bathroom fuck dis place, barley can find any teachers at this bum ass school

Catholic Central High School Bums

by sloppytoppy76 February 8, 2022


Catholic Twister

The ridiculously unnatural contortion of the body, commonly witnessed during films involving demonic possesion or Catholic exorcisms.

"The demon possessed girl was nearly finished with a game of Catholic Twister by the time the priest arrived."

by ChasetheInferno January 11, 2012


catholic thot

That girl who is a prude at school and always doing that weird prayer thing with the head and chest. Take that girl and give them a shot of communion wine and a Nicki Minaj karaoke set and watch them resurrect into their new self. Sister Margaret will not be pleased.

Wow, Becky is such a catholic thot.

by your average cathlicorn December 4, 2017


Catholic for Convenience

Can apply to two related groups.

1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.

2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.

Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!

Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!

by Catholic For Convenience Dad December 18, 2021


Roman Catholic high school

America's oldest and first (formerly) free Catholic high school built in 1890 by Thomas E Cahil or however you spell it anyways it's way more respectable than Father Judge or Archbishop Ryan

Jamal: Ey yo did you hear that that lil fat bitch Manny is transferring to Roman Catholic High School from that bitch school Archbishop Ryan

Tyrone: Nah man no I didn't but I can't wait to get in the boys bathroom with him
Jamal: nah WE can't wait til he gets here and his stomach bulges out of his shirt

by Big Bitch Manny 1 September 7, 2021


St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022