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a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.
Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)
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The song about racism, diarrhea, and mushroom induced insanity that caused every stoners mind to explode.
Bob: Hey man you heard the song Chocolate Rain yet?
Bill: No what is it?
Bob: Just watch it.
---The next day---
Bill: Whoa...
Bob: I know.
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When a guy or girl sticks a straw into their partners ass, and the person with the straw in their ass shits and the guy or girl with the straw in their mouth slurps/sucks the shit that their partner has shitten.
Z:"Honey, would you like a chocolate slurpy for dessert?"
T: "Of course! i'll grab the straw;)"
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While you are fingering a girl with you're index finger and big finger, you quickly spit/salivate on her but hole and casually slip your pinky finger in.
Steve was getting it on with his girlfriend and he gave her the chocolate suprise.
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When a girl/guy is obsessed/attracted to black people
That guy is so fine I think I got chocolate fever.
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A process that forms during the start of anal sex.
In this definition, the stem of the chocolate rose would be the dick. The petals would be the shit that forms around the dick head.
It's when you put your dick inside the ass and shit is forced outside of the asshole, forming smooth shit petals around your dick head.
Mike: "So did you have fun with your date last night?"
John: "Yeah man, did ya' get her roses or anything?"
Brooks: "Maaaan--Chris is a cheap motherfucker, he wouldn't do that shit."
Chris: "Bullshit dude, actually.... I gave her a chocolate rose."
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The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.
Variations include:
The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.
The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.
The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.
The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.
Experience this Chocolate Teabag yourself.
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