Where a bi-sexual comes out from.
She just came out of the duplex closet and admit she was bisexual.
Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.
"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.
"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.
We go out so little I'm starting to feel like a closet whore.
A girl who seems like a good person but really is a bitch undrneath
a girl who is nice to your face but really is a bitch hense closet bitch;brie ebert
A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.
(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven
A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.
Did Julie put James in the dog closet again?! Wtf?!