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A beautiful way to describe the act of sexual intercourse.
You are a beautiful elegant young woman, could I please give you Cock in the Cunt?
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High on speed, I ended up cocking it off all night
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To slap another persons face with an erect penis.
I cock slubbed her until she consented to oral sex.
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A part of the body which shows the characteristic of being fuckable and which seems to welcome and relish the presence of cock
- Guy 1 "hey would you do that girl?"
- Guy 2 " Nah..maybe just a BJ, she's got a nice cock-friendly mouth"
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A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.
Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.
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A random joke originated from a Newgrounds parody flash by the one and only Stamper. COCK JOKE
"I'm facing a terrible predicament Captain."
"What's that, Steve?"
"COCK JOKE"
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