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when a couple or parents forget to use a condom when having sex
oh Jackson Mahomes might be the biggest no condom moment in history
When you don’t have Condon so you wrap yo shit in plastic wrap.
Aww shit I don’t have no Condoms on me I might have to make a hood Condom
Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.
Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.
A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose
"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"
Prenuptial
Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.
A condom used by a person with an STD.
Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
The chlorine taste on a dick when a girl gives a blowjob to a man she had just been skinny dipping with.
This girl and I were skinny dipping, and then she gave me a blowjob, but she forgot about chlorine condoms.