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A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.
Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?
Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.
Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.
when a couple or parents forget to use a condom when having sex
oh Jackson Mahomes might be the biggest no condom moment in history
When you don’t have Condon so you wrap yo shit in plastic wrap.
Aww shit I don’t have no Condoms on me I might have to make a hood Condom
It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.
I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.
When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.
Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot
:one sister goes on a date
?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks