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noun. a warning given when you are about to drastically change the subject of a conversation. variations: turn signal, conversation blinker
Person A: I'm going out of town this weekend.
Person B: Where?
Person A: Vegas.
Person C: Conversational turn signal. Did you see that bear sitting on the side of the road?
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As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.
On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.
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Similar to a titty fuck, only the roles are reversed. Two men and one woman take part. The two men hold their erect penises about three inches apart, while the woman takes one breast and manually shoves it in and out of the space between the two penises.
It is unknown whether any woman actually gains pleasure from the converse titty fuck.
A: "Yeah, I thought she wanted a threesome, but really she just wanted a converse titty fuck!"
B: "You know how those women's-libbers are."
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a conversation that you hope to have with someone that you've been working towards but don't know if it's gonna happen
John:What are you thinkin about?
Sally:Possible conversation to be had...
John:Wtf does that mean?! About what?!
Sally:Oh you'll see...one day...
John:Fuck you...I'm gonna play video games....your shit is so stupid.
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banal discourse that makes you want to throw up
they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours
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When a party guest has nothing in common with you and makes attempts to find out what you are interested in. He may also bring up subjects that really have no interest to anyone. The guest's attempts are lame and superficial. He has no intentions to find out who you really are and does not want to be seen at the party by himself and talking to no one.
"So, what do you think of the cold weather today? Did you catch the big game? What do you do for a living? Did you hear about the towel sale at the mall?"
I had to ditch that guy at the party. He was making lame social conversation.
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A conversation cul de sac is the term used to describe the annoying and/or awkward situation that stupid people end up in when talking to a much smarter person. You can subsequently describe either the person or the situation as conversation a cul de sac.
Example 1
As a personal description
"Hey Dan, you meet Gemma the other night? She's is a total conversation cul de sac - every time you try and talk about current events, travel or something else interesting, she manages to make reference to E channel, the Kardashians or Grey's Anatomy."
OR as a situation description
"Hey Dan, I walked into a total conversation cul de sac talking to Gemma last night about the fucking E channel, the Kardashians or Grey's Anatomy."
Example 2
As a personal description
"Hey Jess, you talk to Roger last night? He's a total conversation cul de sac - he just can't seem to hold a conversation on anything other than basketball. For fuck's sake the season's not for three more months - he's so annoying!
OR as a situation description
"Hey Jess, I felt like I was watching a VHS that kept rewinding after 30s last night talking to Roger. It's like walking into a conversation cul de sac over and over again with that guy."