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A joke told which no one laughs at, it is so bad it doesnt even get a pity laugh, it makes you want to kill the guy who said it its that bad. So bad you lose all the respect you had for the guy. Its so bad that you become dumber having heard it.
Pat: Why did the elephant cross the road?
Scoop: Why?
Pat: Because he was following the chicken
Scoop:...(confused look on his face)
Pat: Get it...cause the chicken crossed the road..be..fore..
Scoop: Thats what we call a Pat Joke
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started by Taiwanese, but got popular in many Chinese spoken areas. It means some joke with sense of awkward humor. This kind of joke is funny because it's really not funny.
Cold joke example :
What's the smartest car?
"Smart" ~
keke, so funny~
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The oldest kind of jokes in the book...a joke about someone's mom...usually stupid and unecessary.
"Yo momma is so fat..."
"Shut the fuck up. Mom jokes are so 10 years ago..."
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A Joke that only a few people will ever get. Ever. Ousiders never find them funny once they're explained, because you had to bee there at the time.
Me and my bffs Meg, Rea, and Oceana (collectivley known as NEN have a lot of inside Jokes.
The inside jokes of NEN include....(:)
No Explanation Needed,
N00blet,
Blondie and her dancing Ns,
Oreo-chan,
Red Skinned Potato,
Curtains,
Diction-rea,
Add an A,
Y intercept,
Bat-tree,
DORM,
And many more....
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When someone jumps in on a joke or a piss-take and trys to add to it or take it over. Normally a sad person who has no life or the usual cunt who just needs attention that othwise he/she would go un-noticed.
1st person: Hey did you hear the one about...etc,etc
Sad lonely cunt: Haha yeh ive heard this (then trys to take over joke or adds to it.
1st person: Oh great, a Joke Jacker, what a cunt
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a) a joke that is only funny to the one who is telling it.
b) jokes that cause akward silence, until someone says that it was a robby joke, causing laughter.
c) humorous statement that has bad timing causing everyone to look around at each other to see if anyone finds humor in what was just said.
Steve: dude, emily, your mom is so hot.
Kevin: she is hotter than hot pockets out of the microwave! hahahahahaha
Steve: ...dude, no robby jokes. those are gay.
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A joke that is meant to be funny but isn't. It will often kill the atmosphere at parties and social events (Unfunny Joke conventions excluded).
The joke could be unfunny because it has no pay off, it is said in the wrong way or is too hard or complex for the audience to understand. Other reasons for the joke being unfunny is that it is blatantly plagiarised.
UNFUNNY JOKE EXAMPLE 1:
Q: What's the opposite of Progress?
A: Congress.
UNFUNNY JOKE EXAMPLE 2:
Q: What is Gandalf's grandad called?
A: Grandalf.
UNFUNNY JOKE EXAMPLE 3:
Q: A man walks into a bar effing and blinding.
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