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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
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a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series
In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.
Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!
When someone is not interested in the conversation and just want to move to the next topic
Jane: hey i just got a pair of new boots for 50% discount!
John: oh yeah? What are we gonna eat for dinner?
Jane: don’t you fu yan me
When one put there arm round another in a foreign country ,they would have 'basically Fu**ed'
When mason went on holiday he met a girl ,they basically Fu**ed
Similar to how Kung Fu is a fight until one wins, but instead it’s just getting fucked violently until you cum
For Nurses Week I’m passing on the free cookie and instead taking the regular fun to Dane Fu
A desperate attempt at a moustache. Generally the half hearted attempt resembles a top lip that has recently been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.
Somebody should let that guy know he’s rocking a fu mannchez. His girlfriend must be so embarrassed.