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My annoying ass class where everyone targeted me for completely no reason and blaming it on me I’m not even being a whiny ass brat it’s true when I was student leader they straight up went crazy and then later a new teacher came AND SHE BELIEVED ALL THEY SAID wow they were such dumbasses OH YEAH AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION EVERYTIME SOMEONE FARTED THEY BLAMED IT ALL ON ME but in seventh grade some became friends after REALIZING THEY WERE WRONG AND NOT ME
Me: my 6th grade class is so annoying
Tiewray: how
Me: straight up targeting me for no reason
Tiewray: skill issue
Me: BITCH SHUT UP *slaps tiewray*
Tiewray: OW
*later in seventh grade*
Christian: guys think about how we were all wrong in this
Devin: fr
Jay: fr tho
Ramel: WADDUP JDMF *daps him up*
Me: yessir
as long as your the fastest, you will be treated like a deity in this grade, enjoy it while it lasts
5th grade is the last time anyone, ever. has enjoyed life
The last year of Elementary school
Person 1:hey im in 5th grade
Person 2:cool so your going to middle school next year
Person 1:yep
5th grade is your time of life when you have to suffer from 5 DLC insight assignments that have 60 questions each and we have to do 5 NWEA's so that is my definition of a nightmare. If you tell someone what grade are they in, they well eternally float in the world of obscurity
Good luck!
Jonathan: What grade are u in
Billy: 5th grade. why
Billy:Jonathan?
Jonathan:Faded into obscurity
When you think everyone in your class is too cool for you and people become brainwashed by puberty. The girls wear only trendy stuff and the boys only talk about video game stuff and memes.
Relative: How was 5th grade last year?
kid: ugh :(
you know damn well what it is if you dont you need to die but if you dont its is hell fucking HELL
5th grade suck ass you pobaaly get none
Grade-A Jackassery is Top-Noche Jackassery to the 10th degree. Which is triple black-belt degree and immediately licenses you as a Jedi Master or a Lord Sith or both if you're kinky like that because Grade-A Jackassery can make up it's own official titles to itself at-whim.
That's Grade-A Jackassery that only a Grade-A Jackass could do.
person 1 "Man, remember that time Adrian wore a hospital gown to the mall and the cops thought he escaped from the loony bin"
person 2 "Yeah then they brought him to the loony bin! Now that was some Grade-A Jackassery"