greasy cakefart

Unlike the ordinary cakefart, a greasy cakefart has the addition of a greasy like substance flow from the anus while the cakefart is released.

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Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

greasy leftovers

It should've been a baby. Combination of self-aborted fetus, vomit, and beer.

I was out at the bar with my boys and stepped in this nasty girl's greasy leftovers

Greasy corncob

While a girl is giving oral sex, the guy takes his penis and gives the girl a wet Willy with his dick

“Yeah she was sucking me hard and then I pulled my dick out of her mouth and gave her a greasy corncob”

greasy pineapple

A male cunt

That man is a greasy pineapple.

Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

greasy sherk

The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.

Man, gimme 15 minutes before we start this short trip... I need to take a greasy sherk.