greek potato

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes

You want a greek potato?

Greek roast

Fish and chips

I can't be bothered cooking tonight so we're having a Greek roast for dinner

Greek Water Feature

When your going down on a woman and use your tongue to hit her g-spot and make her squirt into your mouth and you spit it out towards her face like a Greek statue fountain

He was going down on me last night and decided to Greek water feature me!

The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

Greek Holiday

An erection lasting seven days. Specifically while on holiday with a gay lover with a Roman name like Octavion or Augustus

I had a Greek Holiday during my vacation to Italy. Don’t tell my wife!

Freaky with the Greek

The obsession with the Greek guy. In other words, they will have a formal fornication.

Nick wants to get freaky with the Greek but he denies it.

Greek Donut

A butthole

I went home last night and glazed Karen's Greek donut