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Fucking Two Girls at once using normal motion, But having a double sided dildo Inserted into your own ass making it possible.
Yeah Man! I totally hammer Fucked her and her friend last night.
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Hammered Halo is a drinking game developed for the Halo player. You play with a lot of people (Idealy 8-12 people) and whenever you die you take a shot while you are waiting to respawn. As the game progresses you end up doing better or worse depending on how well you hold your liquor. If you win the round then you have to take 3 shots.
Adam: Dude I got so drunk playing Hammered-Halo last night.
Me: Yeah I know, I couldn't even play correctly.
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a blowjob
wow that girl is such a hammerr.. that why all the boys got rounds form her
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to ingest Yohimbe or viagra or any erectile stimulant before sex in order to make the penis harder then it naturally is. Intercourse performed during hammer cock sessions should be very rough and performed almost in it's entirety in standing up doggie style. The complete act is referred to as hammer cock, or hammer time for short.
"Have you ever had hammer cock"? "yo, last night, I gave that chick hammer cock"!
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A catch-phrase used to trick an opponent or a wide variety of people when in a tight and/or awkward situation by creating a false yet, VERY effection imaginary diversion.
Joe: You bout to get yo shi* snagged.
John: STOP!...
Hammer time! ::runs::
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An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.
Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.
When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.
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1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.
Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.
2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.
1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.
2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.
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