God Has A Plan

Form of backwards thinking that intents to justify intolerable atrocities caused by evil and stupid actions committed by human beings, giving as an excuse the moronic idea of a Divine Plan.

Tea Party Candidate Sharron Angle Opposes Abortion Even In Cases Of Rape, Incest: 'God Has A Plan', she says.

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has me dead

to express the stress of a situation

or

to express the humour of something

*laughing uncontrollably* that joke that Allan just told has me dead

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u has gay

A term used by high intellectual Rick and Morty fans to call others with a lower IQ (Which is everyone who doesn't watch Rick and Morty), that they, in fact, have homosexuality.

Hey, u has gay, lol.

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Ke$ha style

A new genre of music. Requires no real musical talent and is based on catchy beats and electronic effects that make those songs perfect for partying or chilling. Can't be considered as techno since the electronic effects in those songs are mainly (if not only) used to hide the crappy voice of the singer. Although the "artists" of this new genre have no musical experience, they still make a lot of money.

Some examples of Ke$ha style's artists: 3HO3, Kesha, Owl City, etc...

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eagle has landed

An expression heard monthly over the PA system in schools informing teachers that their paychecks are in. This is often mocked and made fun of by students.

The announcement echoed over the PA system: "Teachers, the eagle has landed."

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Everything has a price

For the right offer anything can be sold

You want my car? Well everything has a price.

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Ava has a dick

She does and it’s giant I saw it bulging out of her shorts yesterday

Adam: Damn I didn’t know that Ava has a dick

Matt: Yeah i saw it and it’s bigger than mine

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