get that shit out of here

When something means nothing for you or disturb you, and you don't want it near of you. Sometimes can be use in a funny way.

I hate it, get that shit out of here!

or I don't like it, get that shit out of here

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My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

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Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia

What Wikipedia admins will ban you for if you aren't boring and robotic like the rest of the userbase.

I often get banned with "Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia" as the reason by the robo-admins, whose edits consist of 90% reversions using rollback or twinkle, which are lame admin tools to make Wikipedia even more usesless

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it's nursing home hot in here!

when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.

"they must've had the heat on high all day. it's nursing home hot in here!"

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insert any word here...

Used in extremely awkward situation when you need ANYTHING to change the subject.

Julia's Boyfriend: "Have you kissed Julia yet?"
Julia's Crush: "insert any word here..."

My Work Here Is Done

Something you say when your job at a particular location is done, so you can leave now.

Plumber: Is the toilet working now?
Me: Yeah, it's fixed.
Plumber: Good. Then my work here is done.

you're money is no good here

as you, a mexican or middle eastern man, are buying groceries and the owner refuses to sell to you.

owner: "no, no, no f*ck off you're money is no good here"
you: :(