Hood driver

An alcoholic beverage made with vodka and orange darnk (orange soda).

A ghetto screwdriver

Lets go to marqs and get sloppy on some hood drivers.

hood store

Local Kwiq stop type store. Usually has everything from diapers and pacifiers up to bongs and meth pipes. The best hood stores sell fried chicken legs n gizzards.

Guy 1.
Sup man, wanna hit the hood store on angle for some woods n gizzards?
Guy 2
Hell yeah, I need some diapers and an oversized illfitting tee shirt too.

HOOD MORNING

The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.

* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!

Hooded soldier

(n.) A fully intact human penis.

A hooded soldier provides more sexual stimulation for a man compared to a circumcised penis.

sporting hoods

the act of having an uncircumsized penis.

Me, chris, and nick are all sporting hoods

hood lift

the act of pulling a fat chick's belly up to have sex or oral sex

dude 1-yeah i tried to go down on that fat chick last night but i had to lift the hood up. she pulled at the sides and i pushed up the middle but i got there.

dude 2- lol hood lift....

Hood Run

1) Driving around the hood while smoking marijuana. Normally this option is reserved 'til you don't have enough gas for a country run. Nearly identical to a country run in every way. Normally there is more care given to pig spotting, or looking for police officers. A common rule in the hood run is S.T.O.P. or Stop Toking On Pot (when stopped).

PERSON1: Wanna go on a country run?
PERSON2: No gas...
PERSON 1: What?? You're gay...!
PERSON2: Let's just do a hood run instead.