Hood driver

An alcoholic beverage made with vodka and orange darnk (orange soda).

A ghetto screwdriver

Lets go to marqs and get sloppy on some hood drivers.

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hood store

Local Kwiq stop type store. Usually has everything from diapers and pacifiers up to bongs and meth pipes. The best hood stores sell fried chicken legs n gizzards.

Guy 1.
Sup man, wanna hit the hood store on angle for some woods n gizzards?
Guy 2
Hell yeah, I need some diapers and an oversized illfitting tee shirt too.

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HOOD MORNING

The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.

* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!

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Hooded soldier

(n.) A fully intact human penis.

A hooded soldier provides more sexual stimulation for a man compared to a circumcised penis.

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sporting hoods

the act of having an uncircumsized penis.

Me, chris, and nick are all sporting hoods

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hood lift

the act of pulling a fat chick's belly up to have sex or oral sex

dude 1-yeah i tried to go down on that fat chick last night but i had to lift the hood up. she pulled at the sides and i pushed up the middle but i got there.

dude 2- lol hood lift....

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Hood Run

1) Driving around the hood while smoking marijuana. Normally this option is reserved 'til you don't have enough gas for a country run. Nearly identical to a country run in every way. Normally there is more care given to pig spotting, or looking for police officers. A common rule in the hood run is S.T.O.P. or Stop Toking On Pot (when stopped).

PERSON1: Wanna go on a country run?
PERSON2: No gas...
PERSON 1: What?? You're gay...!
PERSON2: Let's just do a hood run instead.

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