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When you freeze your nuts to relieve your significant other's migraine
Guy 1 : Man my nuts are frozen...
Guy 2 : Why bro?
Guy 1 :My ol lady said she didnt wanna
fuck cause she had a migrane.
Guy 2: OK and?
Guy 1 : So I froze my nuts and ice bagged her
when you stick your foot in a freezer for 20 minutes and then stomp on someone’s balls
Dustin got ice gianted last night & now his balls are broken
I thought about my freshman history teacher tonight while jerking off. She was so hot I made icing tinks quickly!!
Shitty knock-off of Smirnoff Ice made by some Canadian company. Be careful, they aren't kidding with the name "Poppers".
Aidan: Yo is that Smirnoff Ice?
Soarin': Nah man, it's Poppers Ice!
*opens bottle*
*drink explodes and spills everywhere*
A big pile of illicit diamonds, likely purchased with drug money. Reference to the Raekwon song 'Glaciers of Ice.'
The treasure is the glaciers of ice.
The frozen tops of ice cube trays you use for drinks when you are too impatient for the ice cubes to fully freeze. They appear as small ice windows.
"Are the ice cubes frozen yet?"
"No, but we can still use these ice windows!"
An Ice Viper is only found in the northern most hemisphere on any continent or in any area where the temperature is cold enough to not handle any other snake but the well known ice viper found on any male inhabitant when snuggling or spooning in which it does strike whomever is being spooned or snuggled
Travis said " it sure is cold out, I guess I'm gonna have to show the wife the ice viper"