Big Iron

A creepy high school vice principal who likes to sniff poon and torture band kids

My names Big Iron and I can smell ya out!

41👍 46👎

iron eagle

A man at the top of a playground slide a male with a full erection slides down erection first, into and awaiting female mouth. This act depending upon the mans movments down the slide depect the dive of an eagle to its prey...:)

Father-Hey Susie do you wanna go play on the slide?
Susie- No daddy , don't you see the iron eagle?

21👍 19👎

Iron Buttcheek

1.Buttcheek that can withstand any crap you take.

2. buttcheek that can take any kind of pressure

3.an ass that can kick your ass

Guy 1: "Man I just took a HUGE crap"
Guy 2: "Good thing you have iron buttcheeks!"

3👍 1👎

iron promise

A hand gun, or a bullet.

"Some hiding spot off underground, an open plot I could climb into;
an iron promise in my mouth."

- Kevin Devine

3👍 1👎

ironic spot

The parking spot that opens up just after you've already parked far away and are walking back up.

Fuck you I already parked. Ironic spot.

3👍 1👎

Big Iron

A large-caliber handgun (Preferably a revolver), that is mentioned in the song Big Iron.
The specific Big Iron was used by The Arizona Ranger to take down Texas Red.

This also is referred to in the hit game Fallout: New Vegas, when you as Courier Six shoot Mister House with a Big Iron, ending the game.

"He's here to do some business with the Big Iron on his hip"

4👍 1👎

Barking Irons

Pistols (plural) gats

Bring yer barking irons. dere's going 't be a fight.

3👍 1👎