Japanese rain goggles

When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.

I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.

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Japanese snow blower

When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.

My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.

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japanese eye googles

where a man makes his eyes like a china man and a girl squirts in his eyes

i did a japanese eye googles man my eyes are sore though

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japanese blow job

When a women uses her cum as an adhesive so she can wrap your dick in seaweed then proceeds to suck the seaweed wrapped dick.

A Japanese blow job is a must when you visit tokyo

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Japanese Phoenix Tattoo

Symbolizes the rebirth from outside the pocket, to inside the pocket, to become the holder of the pocket.

Yo, Brandon just got a Japanese phoenix tattoo on his right arm to show that he hold's my pocket! He's always holding my pocket when it comes to smash, fortenite, and lifting weights!

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Japanese Wet Willy

When you finish fucking someone and then stick your fluid covered dick in their ear and swirl it around.

"I really didn't expect Sandy to like the Japanese Wet Willy I gave her the other day, I was quite surprised."

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Japanese bird eating

When your making out with a girl then you throw up in her mouth

Girl: I don't feel to good.
Guy: Let's try Japanese bird eating

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