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A feeling of giddiness and irresponsibility that overcomes people on their last day at a job. Usually occurs when a person is leaving one company for a better job with another.
Does not ordinarily occur when someone gets canned.
Don't expect Jim to finish that report before he leaves, he's got a bad case of Last Day Itis.
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The most valuable of all knowledge mankind aspires to achieve. Achieving Obama’s last name will make you a supreme intellectual, you will be looked upon by even the greatest.
Yo Joe, did you hear about that guy who found out Obama’s Last Name? He’s a genius.
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One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.
My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.
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Referring to a movie that has ended/destroyed/decimated an entire franchise.
“Dude I was kinda on board with the Star Wars universe but then came TLJ (the last Jedi) and I plucked out my eyes with a spoon.”
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idk.
Emily:whats obamas last name
isabel: idk lol
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Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.
last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.
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The only thing worth watching on Nickelodeon.
I watched the finale of Avatar: The Last Airbender today, I cri evrytim
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