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An easy prank or practical joke to play on estate agents, especially if they are a n00bs, a bit of a spacca or just tired.
Split-level is an estate agent term for having two floors, usually in an appartment. A bungalow has just the one floor. Most estate agents will not be able to put this together.
Caller: Hi, is that "(insert name here) Estate Agent"?
Estate Agent: Erm... yeah?
Caller: Great. Do you have any split-level bungalows?
Estate Agent: Oh, umm, I don't know, I'd better ask my manager.
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A person who has kind of big tiddies or booty (ass) .
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When an entity (can be an organism or a society or a ...) starts exhibiting behavior wholly enabled by excess that simultaneously reduces the level of (what one might call) progressive entropy available to the entity then that entity is doomed to failure.
A behavioral detractor that causes an species to devolve, creating a feedback loop of degradation and thus inevitable extinction.
That the Zeitgeist is defined more by the pending release of a white iPhone than mass starvation in Somalia is an example of extinction level idiocy on a societal level.
The high incumbency rate for members of Congress reflects an alarming level of extinction level idiocy present in the general electorate.
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To describe one's sexual prowess and knowledge of/ability to perform tricks
A: The sex was terrible because s/he's only a level 2 wizard.
B: That's too bad. Hopefully you can teach him/her some tricks.
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V. God Leveled
(Also may be seen as God Levelled, God-Leveled, God-levelled, or any variation using l33t speak.
Definition:
1. To be made a fool of; To make a fool of
2. To confound or prove wrong
3. To embarrass or humiliate, usually in an environment where many people are watching
4. To win, specifically to win by a large margin
5. To get beaten in a worse than sad nature
Synonyms:
owned , pwned , 0wned , 0wn3d , pwn3d , own3d
History:
Originally used as a term in the furry subculture. The first occurrence of a God Level(ing) happened at Furry Weekend Atlanta, Saturday February 16th 2008.
Different levels of attendance are available to be purchased for the Furry Weekend Atlanta furry convention, giving certain 'perks' or 'incentives' for the more expensive memberships, the highest being 'God-Level', a rarely seen membership level.
A small prank at the 'Charity No-Limit Texas Hold'em Tournament' event by a staff member of the convention on this particular Saturday night contributed to the creation and use of this term. An attendee of the con entered the room where the event was being held and the staff member promptly stopped him. Not actually being a God level event, he attempted to prank the attendee by flashing his staff badge and stating in a very serious tone that this was in fact a God Level Only event. The attendee, in turn, knowing it was not a God Level Only event decided to play along. He just happened to be a God Level member and flashed his God Level membership badge at the staff member. Whilst everyone knew this was not a God Level Only event, and everyone in the room seeing this happen, created a mass of hilarity and laughter making the first ever God Levelling.
You have been God Leveled.
I God Leveled you!
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1. The level of nerdiness of a person, ranked on a scale from 1 to 5.
2. Various other defintions by people who I'm betting have met me online.
Level 5 Nerd, please stop making sense;it makes being a liberal too hard.
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The Zombie Leveling System (ZLS for the sake of this article) is an ingenius method of rating zombies and their abilities. To the masterful eye of a zombie conisseur, any zombie can be instantly rated. The further a zombie has decayed, the higher it's level is. However, the decay level of a zombie eventually reaches a peak, in which its abilities are taken into account. The ZLS has taken into account several zombie abilties. Low level zombies merely have the ability to eat you and stumble around, should you be dumb enough to run into them. However, as zombies get higher in level, they become more agile, and gain abilities like spontaneous combustion, spikes, and wings. A level 50 zombie, is the most feared. Despite how rotten his flesh is his decayed brain can merely think about you, and you will die.
The rotten flesh zombie on fire, is about a level 20 on the Zombie Leveling System.
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