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Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato

Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.

by Thomas Harold Watson December 20, 2015


Drop Mashing

When an overweight girl stands with her bare booty region over a man and drops down so that her boots smacks his face and makes the sound of mash potatoes being flung at a person's face.

When Rita was drop mashing her boyfriend her ass smacked his face so hard I thought they were throwing mash potatoes at the wall.

by K.T.rees May 14, 2022


Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022


Mash pack

When your hungry asf from munchies and stop at the gas station, then proceed to buy out the store.

Yo I was toasted as a strolls an ran to the station to load up a mash pack!

by Titus dyfilid March 12, 2019


Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024


Mashed Shitatoes

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.

Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!

by Jersey King October 1, 2020


Mash

this isnt any ordinary mash u prick. its what 2 couples do when they send love like mia khalifa but she is a shit example for love. a good example of love is when u try to shove ur dick (ass) into ur crushs ass (dick) yk what i mean

woah jessica i had mash with josh
woah i had mash with ur daddy
the fuck

by big mama sksksjsjkskdlalwnwnfk October 27, 2020