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Verb. Did something with a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that would be considered a sin by the 12 Apostles if both people who did the thing are not both: 1) members of said Church; and 2) members joined in holy matrimony under a sacrament of said Church
Tbh, she's a jack Mormon, but she went to BYU like most all the rest of the family, and all I'm saying is she spent the night and I would be lying if I didn't admit that the host might have "Latter Day'ed a Mormon" (LDM'd) before the sun came up.
To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).
Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?
Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.
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The most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies)
magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set - like a T shirt and long shorts
This current design is the garment of choice for most mormons. Previous styles have had full length legs, collars, cuffs and some were one-piece (a 19th century onesie).
Obviously designed by a man in a patriarchal society, Women are expected to wear a Bra over the top of their mormon t-shirt.
There is nothing apparently special about the garments. they are almost always white, but the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto them.
The symbols represent a Masonic Square (⅃) a masonic pair of drawing compasses (V) and a masonic level (-)
Despite protestations from mormons that the garments are not really 'magic', every mormon will have heard testimonies and stories from other cult members about how their garments have saved them from fire, cuts, animal bites and even gunshot wounds
for example Paul H Dunn - a mormon general authority (a high Mucky Muck) told how, in WW2, a hail of bullets ripped off all his clothes, but left his body and garments untouched..... Of course, Dunn's stories are no longer quoted by cult members since his stories about WW2 were exposed as complete lies in a national newspaper...
Ann dried off after her shower and quickly donned her magic underwear (mormon garments), before putting her black lacy bra over the top
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getting a circle of girls and inserting once then pulling out then moving to the next girl.
we got a ton of girls together and tom ran a mormon merry go round on them
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Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.
To understand more about "Magic Underwear", or Garments, and other Mormon beliefs go to www.mormon.org, chat with live people that can truthfully and clearly answer your questions, any question, and they will answer you.
Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)
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Strict schedule adhered to by mormons due to their plentiful supply of children
Dallin rises at 6, plays with the kids, works out at 8, has brunch at 1030, dinner at 530, puts the kids to bed at 7, and sleeps at 9. No way he's coming out tonight. He's on that Mormon standard time bro.
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Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark
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