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The most fucking hot sexy mr steal yo girl man you’ll ever see if you and your girlfriend are ever walking near a man named nick you may as well just let her go
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SUCKS at BASKETBALL
You know Nick yeah He sucks at basketball
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Damn sexiest man alive. Born in the cold state of Alaska, Nicholas A. Badman wrestled his first moose at the age of three and regularly put flaming poos on Sara Palin's door step from ages of 11-12. Tired of the lack of challenges the last frontier had to offer him, he moved to Oklahoma to take on Tornados, like in the movie Hercules. Afraid that he was becoming too powerful to trust himself, he moved to Ohio to live the simple life. But destiny called on him again, and he could no longer sit on his laurels. The call of the wild demanded that he save the world and if you listen very closely at night you can hear him constructing the cities of the future.
"Have you heard of Nick Badman?"
"Dude, who hasn't heard of Nick Badman. I heard he took on a pack of wolves just for a burrito."
"ME TOO!"
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The greatest guy on earth. Destined to go out with the most beautiful girl on Earth who’s name is usually Adriana
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1. (Verb) Stumbling and falling, especially slowly and over chairs or while talking on the phone.
2. (Noun) Someone who stumbles or falls in public.
1. "Dude, Mandy just nicked over the stairs!"
2. "Don't be a nick, be careful not to fall."
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Usually uses the word nigga too much, mainly because he has a baby dick. Doesn't fit in with anyone cause of his poor lack of maturity. Normally wears a silver chain because it makes him feel black.
Girl: pull your pants down I wanna see your dick
Nick: alright
Girl: what the hell You got a nick, too small for me sorry!
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Probably the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. He will consecutively feel up and make out with any girl he can get his hands on. No one should ever associate with or date him. He will stick his hands and/or face up your shirt, down your pants, and in any crevice he can find. Seems to think that second base comes before first. Generally, he will touch a girl's boobs, make out with her about a week later, stop associating with her once she refuses to touch his dick, and then move on to another girl, although he was probably already making out with her before he stopped associating with the previous girl. He is a disgrace to all mankind and never thinks he's the problem when anyone is mad at him.
Girl 1: Wait, when did you make out with Nick?
Girl 2: We kissed on February sixth and started making out on valentine's day.
Girl 1: He touched my boobs on February seventh!
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