The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.
I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.
1. The act of Anal fisting.
Guy1.: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy2.: Why?
Guy1.: I gave her a brown fist.
Where one person sticks a balloon in another persons ass. Then blows it up until it pops inside of that persons ass!
Dang, The Brown Zepplin left so much air in my cornhole!
Giving it to a girl doggy style while another girl licks your hole.
The Brown Mountie braved the frigid yukon tundra and eventually captured the Mad Trapper.
I recieved a Brown Mountie in the bathroom of the Bedouin Soundclash concert.
He Brown Mountie'd his way through High School and first year college.
When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping
"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"
When someone has the shits so bad they can shit into in the bathtub from the bedroom.
Man, I think I have superpowers. I did a super brown last night and didn’t spill a drop!
When she retired she mailed her ancient workplace, but didn't get her job back because they were brown letters.