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You will never meet someone just as perfect as Eve.
She is the definition of perfect.
She has the cutest smile and gorgeous freckles.
She has the figure of a super model and eyes of a goddess.
Her personality is like no other, she could never fail to make anyone laugh even without trying.
You can’t just call a Eve “fit” or “hot”.
She is a lot more than that.
If you have ever dated a Eve, consider yourself one very lucky man.
If you have a Eve Sophia you are very lucky.
Plus she’s hilarious defined
Putting anal beads deep as they will go and pulling them out fast like starting a chainsaw.
I pulled a Dirty Eve on our lass last night and now she can't sit down
the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!
the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more
dude its christmas eve!
i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan!
shorter way to say "everyone".
"ev-one keeps acting so weird lately."
- "what the hell is ev-one??"
"means everyone, it's just shorter."
Whenever a man or a woman is on top during sexual intercourse and shouts, "Now this is podracing!"
"So my boyfriend is a huge Star Wars and decided to pull a Boonta Eve Classic last night by shouting, 'Now this is podracing!' During sex last night."
When, on television, you can nearly see her lady parts, but it’s too dark.
I can’t believe we almost saw Tina’s lady parts in the musical, “Hello Again.” It’s almost like it should be called, “Eve’s Nest.”