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The pair of lips found on the exterior of the vagina, the labia. Likely, a derogatory term referring to a woman's entire vagina.
Come here you dirty little tart and let me plumb the depths of your piss curtains with my meat thermometer.
When was the last time you washed your piss curtains? You smell like a fish market on the hottest day in summer.
When a cat or any other domestic animal marks its turf and said turf happens to be ones slipper(s).
“Bobby” arrived at worked and wondered why one of his shoes seemed damp inside, his reply was i am wearing a piss slippers, much to his dismay he continued on with his workday.
When you stack the hand-washing animation on top of piss animation by peeing directly on to your hands.
Piss canceling is outdated, piss stacking is the new meta.
The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.
Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
Act in which one pisses in a Styrofoam plate places into freezer until frozen then slides frozen piss under victims door later to melt causing giant puddle of piss without ever having gone in the room.
Last night I piss pied Mike. This morning he was like " which one of you fucking asshole faces pissed on my fucking floor my fucking door was locked". Man he was fucking pissed.
Fucked shit up. "Screwed the pooch." Epically failed.
I dropped my ecig and it busted into pieces. I really pissed the biscuit.
When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect.
"Wow, that Piss-arc I just had was as beautiful as a rainbow."