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Someone who believe he/she can stay up the latest at night or often is only awake at night and sleeps in the day. However, his/hers belief is flawed because in reality he/she isn't staying up late at all.
Kai: "I stayed up until 9:00pm last night! I'm sooo nocturnal!"
Peter: "dude...9:00pm isn't late at all, you are such a nocturnal poser."
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'Poser man' is the term dubbed to a man who feels that his physical appearence is far more important than any other attribute of his existance. Commonly applied to males who spend more time shirtless than shirted, this English neologism is derived from the synonyms 'arrogant' and 'twit'.
William: "Oh my, look at that man outside his house. See his rippling torso! I admire how it glistens in the winter snow. Say, isn't it rather cold to be shirtless?"
Jack: "That is baucause he is aposer man"
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-the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory
-has worn supreme before skating
-wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire
-does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert
-lofi & bart Simpson
-stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme
-butt boards
-skates to impress girls or boys
-says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet"
-the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks
-no ollie marks
-collects vans does not skate them
-dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture
-rushed progression
-zumies
-has no footy
-eboy hair
-mongo
-commands you to kickflip
-can't even ollie
-rides/buys ripndip
-only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah
-vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap
-hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate
-wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher
-is a model
-beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen
-does not know who Rodney mullen is
-actually just a cruiser but won't say it
-takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way
-can't put together a board
-has not seen him
Elissa: nice thrasher shirt, you skate too?
Finn: yeah, I can treflip
Elissa: nice, wanna play a game of skate?
Finn: ah I think I broke my ankle
Elissa: oh got a vid of it I can see?
Finn: no
Elissa: footy or it didn't happen haha
Finn: yeah sucks because I was so close to landing my first shuvit
Elissa: haha poser
Finn:I'm not a poser skater I don't mallgrab
Elissa: bruh go work on your tic tacs
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good charlotte, fall out boy, relient k, simple plan, sum 41.
gina-omg i like totally love fall out boy and all those other poser bands!
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When someone can't afford a real iPhone so they buy a iPod Touch and use it in public places like it is a iPhone.
My cousin have a Verizon phone so he can' t get a Iphone so he uses his iPod touch in public places with Wi-Fi as if it is a iPhone. He is such a iPhone Poser
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In this case, the poser girl im explaining is the skateboard poser girl. Ya know em. They go to your high school. There in your class. They wear skateshoes that are easy to get to, like etnies. They will wear jackets like fox, volcom, and element. They usually havent skateboarded a day in there life, or if they did, then it was probably just one day. If they think that degrading a good sport for popularity is alright, then obviously they arent right in the head. Let then realize the hard way that is your gonna advertise, you better have the skills by staying away from them. A way to pick out a true Skater Chick is if they wear harder to get skateboard brands, suck as my favorite company, Emerica, or other brands like DGK, Chocolate, or Mystery. If you have proof that they actually skate, dont hate.
That hoe is such a poser. Shes too mainstream and preppy to step a foot on a skateboard.
Yea, i hate it when a prep turns into poser girl.
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Poser Metal's most popular example is the entire Nu-Metal genre. Bands such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Staind, Papa Roach, System of a Down, ect.
These bands are posing to be metal. If you ever listen to these bands, they're clearly not metal at all. They're in it for the money. Metal all about the technicality of the music and musicians skill. These bands have no talented musicians and their music is no where near technical.
Poser : Dude some faggot called Slipknot poser metal! They were just played on TRL along with Hawthorne Hieghts. They're so fucking metal.
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