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The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!
Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
Styling your pubes in such a way that they look nice enough to be on your face
My pube hair keeps getting stuck in my zip, so I put it in a pube doo
Strawberry pubes is referring to a ginger or daywalker with reddish strawberry blonde hair that would indicate their pubes would also have a strawberry tint. People that dye their pubes are considered "False Pubes" and are not of the strawberry variety. Strawberry pubes have a specific taste when consumed in a pipe or when eaten, but generally have a flavor of the crisp variety. From pure bred gingers, you will often get flavors and aromas of strawberry rhubarb-crisp, apple crisp, and depending on the size and weight of the individual you will sometimes get Cookie Crisp. False Pubes generally taste like nail polish and dog shit.
I ate out a ginger chick from school yesterday and her strawberry pubes got stuck in my teeth. Her asshole was more red than pink.
When you can maneuver your pubic hairs at will.
guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"
random girl "that must feel good in the bed"
The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!
when you have an itch and you can't itch it you say "nutella pubes"
john:"how are you?"
steve:"suffering with nutella pubes"