Oklahoma wash rack

Oklahoma wash rack is when you wipe your ass on a hotel bedroom curtains.

That damn hotel was so terrible we left them an Oklahoma wash rack.

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dutch spice rack

when reciving oral sex you pull out before climax, then procceed to ejaculate on the womans boobs, then turn and shat on their boobs as well; creating the "Dutch Spice Rack"

Guy 1 "Dude I totaly gave my girlfriend a dutch spice rack yesterday!"

Guy 2 "Sweet bro"

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Whalley Towel Rack

A male wears a towel tied in the back. He then gets an erection. Upon releasing the towel it stays supported by his erect member.

After skinny dipping in the Scotia Towers fountain I was mortified when my friends tried to whip off my towel and I was left with a Whalley Towel Rack.

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rack-n-twat

A water sport involving a network of rackets, wickets and small blue balls. Despite its simplicity the sport never developed a following outside the greek system due largely to its unfortunate name. The object of the game is not fully understood.

Dude, you have to come, I met these hot ass twins. They're totally down for a round of rack-n-twat in the quad this afternoon.

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Bohemian Spice Rack

While you are having sex and find yourself about to finish, you promptly yell out "Andale!" and jack yourself off in the same manner of using a salt or pepper shaker all over the face and most importantly eyes of your significant other.

Oh my gosh Jeff! You really Bohemian Spice Racked your dog?

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punk-rack-ular

Adjective applied to an attractive and exceptionally buxom punk rock girl.

"That Angela is one punk-rack-ular goddess," said Sam as he gazed longingly at the mohawked beauty in the mosh pit.

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you're racking em

When you say something very stupid or retarded.

Me: Doesn't 2+2= 4 ?
Friend: Yeah, but you're racking em.

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