Powell River

Great small town on the west coast of BC. A little paradise cut off by the ferries, but great hiking, biking and rock climbing. If you want to get out on the water, or underwater, this is the place.

A wonderful, inexpensive town to retire in and a nice place to raise a family.

Lots to do for outdoor types and a lot of artists. Come on up and visit.

great small coastal town, Powell River

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running a river

Getting wet due to sexual arousal.

Man she got so horny she was running a river on the seat of my car!

I reached in her pants and she was running a river down there.

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Riding the Rivers

1) A phrase used to describe a large margin of victory, often with the intent to degrade the losing team or player.
2) To have a relaxing day fishing in a calm river. To tame the river, just for the sake of proving your superiority over said river.
3) A term used to describe the incredible feat of Bilbo Baggins when he rode down the river on barrels through Mirkwood to save the dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, shows the power of the Fellowship.
4) Any fantasy football team that has Philip Rivers at QB and foolishly believes that he will lead their team to victory.
5) Slang for embarrassing.
6) Phrase used to imply failure.

I rode all over the rivers today in my fantasy football game.

Notre Dame had their rivers riden all over last week in that embarrassing loss.

I'm riding the rivers, and it is only too easy.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I just stopped the river.

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rivers cuomo

A guy who everyone should feel sorry for because he is named RIVERS. also wears dorky glasses, but most weezer fans love him anyway. i at least did, until one of the definitions said that he didnt like his fans. wtf?!

how could rivers cuomo not like his fans?

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down the river

When you cut down the wrist instead of across

"I'm so depressed... I think I'll try killing myself by going down the river..."

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Red River

When a Female Has Her Period while wearing white pants and forgets to use a tampon and the blood runs down here legs.

Me: Hey dood, Did you see katie?
Him: Yeah man. She was totaly just
Red River all up on 'dem pants
Me:Yeah 'dat shit it fuckin' Nasty.
Him: No shit.

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river-rat

An untidy woman with loose morals

a: hey I got with this hot bitch last night, her name was kristie!

B: yo dude she's a filthy river-rat!! DONT TELL ANYONE ELSE.

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