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The penis, due to over-use, friction or bacterial infection could develop a Roger Red Hat. This means that the your bellend, or hat in this case, develops an itchy rash and becomes inflamed, thus resembling a Roger Red Hat.
Man 1: Oh dear, I seem to have developed a swollen rash on the end of my penis.
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!
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The Old Roger Moore: Someone who talks a lot of shit and acts tough but never matches it with actions.
(not to be confused with the sexual act of Roger Mooring)
Ex 1: "All you ever do is give it the ol' Roger Moore"
Ex 2: "Look at that prat giving it the old Roger Moore"
A school full of some of the biggest tools I have ever witnessed in my lifetime. A plague of douchebags ruining the beautiful area the school is in.
RWU student driving past a pedestrain (or in any situation on a small side-street) - speed up, rev your engine, fly past all the people in the houses or on foot, blaze your shit bro!, lettem know how hard you are (so fuckin' hard bro)
RWU student goals - staying LEAN (NOT thin - "thin? the fuck!"), gettin some trim late night from some little brunette skank ("buy hah breakfast? you fuckin serious brah?!"), tan tan tan ("spray uh uthahwise...fuckin' WHATEVA")
Dress Code: 2 options.
Flat-brim hat at about a 35-55 (depending on the week) angle (when passing one of these species, just say, "nice angle bro" and pound your chest once with a fist...they'll get it), OR
Hood up, while indoors - after all, who doesn't admire a good college boy looking like he's a convicted rapist trying to 'lay low' while googling about usher for $30,000 a year in the library (thanks mom and dad)
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Combine both! (hood and hat), esp. in the dining hall at dinner. This shows how much of an ill-mannered, poorly-brought-up fag you really are.
(OK, The school of engineering is a slight exception...slight bro)
Roger Williams University Class of 'whateva bra...
choken up, guido accent, about to cry "I never woulda thought!...a douchebag guido like me...could get a college education. Thank you Roga Williams."
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radiospeak, instead of saying over and out, which is gay, say roger copy clear. leaves no doubt that you are done with the conversation
"rogercopyclear" (i heard you, i understood you, and i dont want to talk to you anymore)
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It is ok as long as it is also funny. From the scene in which Roger Rabbit escapes from handcuffs:
Eddie Valiant: You mean you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?
Roger Rabbit: No, not at any time, only when it was funny.
"Wow, what you just did was incredibly offensive."
"That's OK, because it was also funny. You know, the Roger Rabbit Principle..."
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A small, private liberal arts college overlooking Mt. Hope Bay in Bristol, Rhode Island. Known primarily for its architecture, marine biology, and engineering programs, it attracts students from all over the world (Bhutan, Vietnam, France, South Africa, Brazil, etc) but mostly from New England and the greater northeast who come from upper-middle class backgrounds and are attracted to the school because of its well-groomed campus (which becomes one giant puddle in the winter).
RWU, as it's abbreviated, is frequently ranked #1 in the country for its sailing team. The teaching staff is full of professors who have taught at Brown, RISD, and Boston schools.
Campus culture varies widely based on your social group, ranging from WASPy old-money aristocrats to hard lesbians, scary Asians and the type of people who major in "Criminal Justice". One constant is the prevalence of North Face jackets and Uggs, though this is more indicative of New England in general than RWU.
Roger Williams University student #1: "I'm from Princeton, drive a BMW and belong to a yacht club."
Roger Williams University student #2: "That's interesting. I'm from Fall River and supply the campus lesbians with marijuana."
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A point in time when a situation is "can't win," as evidenced by all facts and reason...and you need to "know when to fold 'em."
I was going to show the pictures of my soon-to-be-ex-wife with that chain gang, but then I had a "Kenny Rogers Moment" when she brought out the pictures she had of me with the (male) principal of our daughter's school.