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Rusty Sausage

The act of inserting a frozen breakfast sausage in one's rectum then putting it back in the package. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a package of breakfast sausage in the office break room refrigerator for several days.

I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his breakfast especially the rusty sausage I left in the break room.

by meatlover1234 December 8, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whipped Sausage

When a girl sprays whip cream on a guys cock and than sucks it all off until he cums.

I heard last year Guiliana gave Teddy a whipped sausage and she didn't even leave a drop of whip cream and she let him jizz all in her mouth.

by M-stoneman21 June 26, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sausage eyes

The look in a girls eyes when she wants a guy and/or his dick.

guy 1: "Dude did you hook up with Stacey?"
guy 2: "How'd you know?!"
guy 1: "Cmon man. She was lookin at you with those sausage eyes all night."

by amndaddmadnamsdnnadmnandada April 19, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sausage wagon

'A vehicle which contains a kettle, this in turn, contains three sausages left over from a rained out bux party barbeque.'

Is also known to have beer bottles that are mistakenly blamed for the odour. Therefore known as the sausage wagon. (Also goes by the names: 'meat wagon'; and 'the 'roidmobile'.)

E.g. Someone has a bux party, the party is organised around a barbeque and cricket in the afternoon. This is unfortunately rained out, so the organiser is punished by having three sausages left in a kettle in his car to stink it out. Weeks go by and the sausage wagon becomes progressively worse, without the owner being able to pinpoint the source, even with many subtle hints thrown his way.

by Michael Fletcher March 13, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butt sausage

When your penis still smells like ass after anal sex.

The gay kid probably has a butt sausage.

by Joe J. April 23, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


sausage child

The adopted love child of two gay men.

Mrs. Johnson was surprised to find out the root cause of Jimmy's depression was that he was a sausage child. His fathers, Bill and Leroy, were often too busy loving each other to spend quality time with Jimmy.

by PeeperTom October 14, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Columbian Sausage

The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.

Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.

by Jesus_Christos January 27, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž