semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas

A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!

(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.

(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!

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One thousand three hundred thirty seven

The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.

Lame: ROFL LOL LEET XD
Leet: Whoaz, one thousand three hundred thirty seven, man.

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Snow white and the seven horny gremlins

Snow white gets taped in her sleep

Snow white and the seven horny gremlins

Is a good porno

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Eight six seven five three oh nine

Hey
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
Oh, you don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
I got it (I got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it) I got it
For a good time, for a good time call

Hey, Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I've called your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)

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your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven

how someone can decide how old he/she can go before dating someone who is older

Before I date any man who is older than me, I do the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven math problem to make sure he is not too old for me.

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I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you

Equivalent to I'm 13373|2 than u, except even though it sounds dorky, it is actually cooler.

Haha, I just kicked your ass!

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you!

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the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarves

A tasty snack for occasional lesbianism.

I the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarvesed your mom.

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