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When you buy products from a rival shop instead of your usuall choice
Why are you shopping here instead of Walmart. Bitch, are you having a shop affair?
Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.
She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping
A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.
I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.
The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
When a basketball player blocks multiple shots throughout the game, resulting in almost a business of blocking shots. Hence, block shop.
Jeff: "Did you see Mike blocking shots left and right last night?"
Jordan: "Yeah, he had a block shop and it was open for business."
prolific in beach towns, but done by transients travelling thru farther inland sometimes as an emergency measure... stealing clothing ( or towels... swim suits ) off of clotheslines they were hung on to dry.
after leaving the bar late last night... me and my buddy picked up some new swim trunks by clothesline shopping them on our way home...
Also known as looting, it's what ghetto people do when they want something but don't want to pay for it. Happens a lot during firey but peaceful protests. Also common in places like Sanfrancisco and Chicago.
Man, look at all those affirmative shoppers running out of that Nike store.
Yo, check out this sweet TV I picked up on my last affirmative shopping trip.