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Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.
She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping
The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
To go shopping with a black companion after getting mad from a game.
"Hey Shaquiel, wanna go flousenigger shopping?"
"Yeah, sure, what store?"
"K Mart?"
"Okay"
The best film group to ever exist they have made iconic movies such as Hey bud and Dookie Joes Germ house and many shorts and soon many more they don’t fall into any category’s they are there own category they are SHOP LIFT
(Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey man have you seen the number one movie on YouTube” (Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “why no I haven’t what is it?” (Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey Bud by SHOP LIFT!”
(Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “wow I should really watch that I think I will right now!”
14:27 minutes later
(Man who is now enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “that was literally the best 14:27 minutes of my life it was actually good quality content that didn’t even have its own category it was it’s own category it was SHOP LIFT!”
when there are many diffrent partys you can go to but can only make it to a couple, so you ask around to make sure the partys you go to are not flop.
person 1:yo man, wacha doin tonite?
person 2:party shopping, u think alexis's party is gona be flop?
person 1:naw, i hear its gona be sick
person 2:aite, im takin ur word then, so my plan is jason's, alexis's and cristna's party.
person 1:aite man, ima only make it to 2, cya there
A shop where I buy money with money at a discounted rate.
I cannot find the cash shop and or the money shop at the mall. I have to keep wondering around indefinitely not spending any money until some system does a donation calculation.
awn-wahyn shop-ing
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1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine
Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.