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awn-wahyn shop-ing
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1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine
Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.
The popular multi-purpose vehicle which you can find for free at any supermarket.
Popular uses for trolleys: joy rides, transporting stolen goods, sledging, boating attempts, races, quick escapes, a place to sleep, a building material, a garden decoration
my trolley went faster down the hill than yours!
(yay for free shopping trolleys!)
A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.
"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."
When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.
Vegan E-biker for, grocery shopping at Trader Joe's.
I'm going Joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?
Vegan E-biker for, going grocery shopping at Trader Joe's.
Taking the e-bike joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?
When you buy products from a rival shop instead of your usuall choice
Why are you shopping here instead of Walmart. Bitch, are you having a shop affair?