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In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.
So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.
I love UK.
Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*
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When instead of showering, you just spray yourself with alot of deodorant.
Joe: We have to go man! you don't have time to take a shower.
Jake: yeah, I know. I'll just take in Australian Shower
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A hooker shower is when you're in a bathroom and you don't have soap... or maybe you just have hand soap.. and you don't have towels, maybe you just have toilet paper, or some very loose tissue paper that you just kind of rip apart. And you pretty much bathe in the sink, you give yourself sort of a sponge bath and then you drip dry or use whatever, you know, your clothes... and to Anthony Green.. it's pretty refreshing.
Anthony: First thing I do when I get in a venue, besides maybe like, dunk my head in the sink and take like a hooker shower, is I start singing and warming up. Gettin' ready.
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A beautiful warm stream of lovely piss
She gave him a refreshing hot golden shower
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Instead of taking an actual shower with soap and water, one just puts lotion on.
I don't have time to scrub down in a real shower, I'll just take a Scandinavian Shower.
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bromance and sausage fest complete with lil' wayne blaring from a shower radio.
Dude, Lil Wayne is blaring from the bathroom. There must be another bro shower going on.
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When your shower head breaks and you have to tape on a plastic bottle and poke holes in the bottom so it duplicates like a shower head.
Damn, My shower head broke. Time to take that struggle shower! Where Dat Plastic bottle?
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