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Sock Guy

Guy who likes to buy used white socks from males only and pays extra if they have holes in them and are dirty and also willing to trade alcohol to minors for their dirty socks. He doesn't like women or their socks and he only accepts white socks. He also likes Tim's feet a lot and wants him to stick his feet in his face and be agressive with him.

Man, I was so low on cash I sold all the socks I wore during baseball season to the sock guy for 500$. Then Tim went over and was agressive with him for beer.

by Zeus The Moose July 22, 2004

42๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


rock in sock

rock in socks are breasts that have lost the ability to hold themselves up. these breasts give the appearance that they are nothing more than a rock placed inside a tube sock hanging from one's chest

mike klein's mom has rock in socks.

by kristo January 27, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boner Sock

Condom, Rubber, Party Hat, Life Jacket

Bitch told me she wanted it so i threw on a boner sock and started bangin

by Boxx Cutta August 25, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cummy Socks

Socks used to ejaculate into that are now crusty from dried-cum.

I accidentally put on cummy socks this morning getting ready for work!

by johnny_cumsocks August 7, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat sock

derrogetory term used for a loose girl.
i.e.-- "Fuckhole"

Poor Jenny is a real meatsock, and she thought this whole time we called her "MS" because it meant "magical stars" like in lucky charms. What a clueless, mindless beeotch she is.

by steve November 13, 2003

48๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass sock

When someone has received too much ass sex or hard toilet visits and has had a prolapse of the rectum, they will need something to keep the prolapse warm, this is an ass sock.

Marcus took it way too many times in the ass bro, he had an ass prolapse and now wears an ass sock to keep it warm from the pain.

by Spacewine September 25, 2010

31๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


tube socks

socks worn to right below the knee, with that old school look in old and new school colors like pink, purple, and orange! unbeleivably sexy worn on hott girls in short shorts/skirts!

OMG TESSA!! Look at these hott tube socks!
i love them sarah!! i bought my own~

by tessasarah January 11, 2009

56๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž