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When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.
Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.
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A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.
The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.
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A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.
Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.
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An intoxicated female trying to say her name
"My nammme is Soggy Hiss"
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Something to annoy random people with
"hey do you want some #Soggy Legs," "no," "are you sure," "shut up,"
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Lesbian slang for a clit that has been given copious attention orally.
Since she took such great care of me last night I woke her up with a soggy almond
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Upon witnessing something utterly repulsive, a male may find that his penis is in a state similar to what one would imagine a "reverse-boner" to be like. This condition is not desirable and grown men have even been known to burst into tears when they realize the uselessness of their penis in this state.
My friends tied me down, taped my eyes open, and made me watch "Two Girls, One Cup"; it was so disgusting my dick got soggy and was reduced to the size of only a few millimetres, causing me to cry helplessly for six hours.
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