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Placing the head of your Johnson on an unsuspecting person.
I waited till Gina passed out, then I mushroom stamped that bitvh.
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The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal.
We owe $8 each, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps.
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To proceed with something (usually something needing some bravery) with full gusto.
"Should I jump off this? "
"Yeah mate, lick the stamp and send it"
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a mentally handicapped person
that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.
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When an animal plops it's leaking anus down on your floor, desk, kitchen table, or other surface you wish it hadn't (pretty much every surface) and leaves a slimy excretion from it's anal glands.
My cat pulled a Chester Cheetah style prank on me as it sat, stepped, and repeated all the way across my desk leaving an anal juice stamp at each "sit" interval.
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The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.
Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.
By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.
see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
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Using the head of a penis and smacking someone in the face leaving behind a mark in the skin that looks like a mushroom.
My friend fell asleep so I gave him a mushroom stamp;
I gave my girlfriend a mushroom stamp during a BJ
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