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When you want to kill yourself, but somebody you like or care about says that they'll kill themselves if you kill yourself.
Girlfriend: If you kill yourself, I'll do the same.
You: Fuck! You just backed me into a suicide corner
When words rhymes with pronunciation of the word instead of spelling.
<suicide rhyme> Say this,
"Someone someone tell me what where fighting for ,anyone anyone anyone can start a war
For ,war
A minivan driven by a muslim woman
Uh oh! There's a real risk of a terrorist attack . I just saw a suicide van two blocks away.
A suicide whore is someone who thinks of suicide every time something small goes wrong
I lost my pencil, I wanna die
Don't be such a suicide whore
A sex act which uses a normal man, a midget of any sex, and an old fashioned hanging gallow. The man positions himself under the gallow and begins to jack it while the midget positions itself in the traditional hanging style. At about the time the man has reached climax the midget pulls the rope releasing the drop floor and falling on top the mans penis to achive orgasim. "The Suicidal Carnie"
Man 1-Did you see that horrible sex act?
Man 2-Yes,what was it called?
Man 1-The Suicidal Carnie.
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A movie where these kids all decide to kill themselves by jumping in front of trains,chopping off hands...etc its a
Really good movie, but kinda funny in a sick twisted way.So go watch it!
pie is cool!
Person 1:Oh my god did you see suicide club!
Person2:Yea lets start one!
Person1:totally,but if we all die won't that be the end of the club
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A song by the one and only Notorious B.I.G., on the album "Ready to Die." It's one of the most intense, if not THE most intense, song I've ever heard. As the title suggests, of course, the song is about suicide. Has to be heard for the full effect. Lyrics below:
(RING, RING)
(Hello? Aw shit, nigga. What the fuck time is it, man?
Oh god damn. Nigga do you know what time it is?
Aw shit, what the fuck's goin' on? You alright?
Aw, nigga what the fuck is wrong wit you?)
When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a fuckin' abortion
She don't even love me like she did when I was younger
Suckin' on her chest just to stop my fuckin' hunger
I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
My babies' mothers 8 months, her little sister's 2
Who's to blame for both of them (naw nigga, not you)
I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit
Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit
And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red
I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddah head
The stress is buildin' up, I can't,
I can't believe suicide's on my fuckin' mind
I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin' callin' me
Naw you wouldn't understand (nigga, talk to me please)
You see its kinda like the crack did to Pookie, in New Jack
Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back
Should I die on the train track, like Remo in Beatstreet
People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me
My baby momma kissed me but she glad I'm gone
She knew me and her sista had somethin' goin' on
I reach my peak, I can't speak,
call my nigga Chic, tell him that my will is weak.
I'm sick of niggas lyin', I'm sick of bitches hawkin',
matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'.
(BANG)
(hey yo big...hey yo big)
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Suicidal Thoughts - Notorious B.I.G., Ready to Die
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