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The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.
You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.
The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?
What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.
Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet
When two people who identify as male are having consensual sex with a person who identifies as female and one of the males leaves the woman freshly creampied in her vagina the other man comes up while she’s in the doggy position. And he creampies her asshole.
Holy shit you pulled an ozark swim-up bar with Darryl last night?
The female version of Skiing. Where the middle of three people fingers the two outside women.
Hey man, I'm about to go sit between those two beautiful women and go swimming.
A sport that most people think is pretty easy, but is actually really hard. Swimmers kick more than soccer players, sprint more than runners, flip more than gymnasts, and have harder conditioning than any sports ever.
A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.
Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)
Swimmer: “Dude swimming is the hardest sport ever.”
Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”
The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine
Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"