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Rocket Syndrome

Let action B have some generally accepted prerequisite state A. That is, someone must be in state A before performing action B. We say that one has rocket syndrome if that individual attempts to pursue action B before achieving state A.

I recently attributed my attempts at the challenge exercises in the text "Professor Evil's Advanced Super Hard Calculus For Definitive Non-Beginners" to rocket syndrome.

by CanadaAle12,coldandhard June 15, 2014


Bueller Syndrome

named after the fictional character Ferris Bueller from the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Bueller Syndrome is the code phrase for someone who has called in sick to school or work so they can enjoy a day off. Bueller Syndrome typically afflicts those who feel their jobs are permenantly or temporarily boring or dissatisfying and coincides with sunny, warm days.

John: You weren't here yesterday. Were you sick?

Alan: Kinda...I had Bueller Syndrome.

by johnneboy May 13, 2010


Thacker syndrome

succeeding without actually trying

"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."

by Kz October 17, 2012


birthday syndrome

When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.

Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome

by Thefanman July 14, 2015


Dayan Syndrome

A person (usually Iraqi) who has excessive obsession for themselves. They usually have fucked up teeth and are professionally skilled in catfishing. People who have this syndrome usually walk around thinking they are better than everyone else and they usually get played by Yemeni or Lebanese men.

Friend: “You are so good at everything what can’t you do”
Me: “Stop boosting my ego before I catch Dayan Syndrome”

by XXXCUMINMYASS March 20, 2023


redcone syndrome

when you think of beating somebody up when you have just met them and are talking to them a mental moment of crazyness of what if

when you are speaking to your new girlfriends parents and you think what happened if i just hit her dad in the face you would say to your friend i have just had a case of "redcone syndrome"

by B-Trix aka (lee) July 11, 2008


Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that occurs when one visits or unfortunately lives in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This syndrome causes everyone to become angry out of spite and be extremely rude to one another. The only thing going for this town is the amount of massive, devastating floods that have killed the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one and get flushed down the Conemaugh like your coal cracker ancestors.

~cut off in traffic by a lifted dodge pickup shooting black smoke~

“Dude, there’s too many coal crackers in this town with Johnstown Syndrome. I gotta get out.”

by Moist poss yum June 23, 2022