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While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.
I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.
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When you take a dump in a shoebox, or other innocent looking receptacle. You then leave it somewhere where it blends in with its surroundings. The horrible smell emanating from the box makes people have to search through everything to find it.
Ericha really pissed me off, so I took a phantom dump in a shoebox and hid it under her bed. She'll probably find it after searching around for it later.
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A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!
random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?
random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky
random guy: lol
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When a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partners face. Thus having half the face covered in cum, while at the same time having that person yell in a high note from the force of the slap.
She liked when I gave her the phantom of the opera
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A streetwear brand based out of Florida, known for the co-signs from artists such as YNW BSlime, NLE Choppa, DC The Don, Pouya, and more. Founded in September 2019 by "WTFNIKOS".
Did you see the new Phantom Global collection that just released?
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That unexplained, sudden, sharp anus pain that happens to all humans, for no reason, once a year. And you’ve to catch your breath and try to run away from your own arse.
I think I shit the wrong way or something. I got a phantom shagger just now.
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a sound that one seems to hear although there is no sound at all.
“Did you hear a sound?’ “No, it’s a phantom sound, my honey.”
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