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When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht
If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.
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When two people softly rub their foreheads together as a sign of affection. Similar to Eskimo Kisses (nose) or Butterfly Kisses (eyelashes).
The dildos strapped boldly upon their chests slapped against each other hypnotically in rhythm to the awesome music stylings of Collins Era Genesis while they gently gave each other unicorn kisses.
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A sexual act when the partner attaches a dildo to their for head, thus looking like a unicorn, and fucks their bitch with it usually using the 'headbanging' technique.
I punished my bitch like a Zimbabwean Unicorn
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A rhino who people think is a unicorn but is not.
Dumb person: woah looooook! It's a chubby unicorn!
big brain person: nah that's a rhino (shaking their head)
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The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.
My pet Mustache Unicorn dose not go outside without their golden monocle.
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To reach a state of devine inebriation.
Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
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The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.
I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.
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