Motor Boat

To place one's face between another's breasts while moving one's head in a side-to-side motion.

Timmy motor boated his girlfriend and she dumped him.

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shrimp boat

A type of lovemaking, particularly associated with gay men. One man ejaculates inside the other man's anus, then proceeds to take a straw (or pipe or other device) and suck his own semen out of the man's anus. See also shrimping.

I heard that Chris is the captian Brian's shrimp boat.

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Boat dad

Guy who wears loafers without shoes with khakis with a polo all the time. He may also have a wife that spends all his money shopping at Talbots or Charter Club. Typically he is a republican. He may or may not have a yacht, but feels the need to project that he does at all times. Usually these actions are born out of a deep sense of both inferiority and a need for self importance.

Guy 1: I wish that guy would get that smug look off his face, who does he think he is with those expensive khakis and boat shoes? We're not on a dock here!

Guy 2: I heard he lost all his money in a bad business deal. He's broke! He's a real boat dad.

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Boat Head

Giving a man oral sex on his watercraft.

Maria gave boat head to Tyler in the speed boat.

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row the boat

When someone sits between two men and "rows the boat" with their "oars."

hey, did you hear that weber likes to row the boat?

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Ghost Boating

The act of setting a boat at low throttle and leaving the helm to dance around, stand at the bow, or even enter the water (licensed ghost boaters only).

We returned the boat with a hole in the hull and had to explain that we'd been ghost boating...

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Tug Boating

The art of getting a handjob from your girlfriend while stuffing your face into her titties in a motorboating fashion.

I love it when Rachel and I go Tug Boating!!!

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