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is the class that special sam takes and doesnt even paint the pine cone right but gets a pat on back and 1/2 a point for trying 1/2 a point counts for a 100
sam got 3 points and 2 pats on the back today for trying in 6 subjects
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when your ice cream is to frozen to scoop you stick a fork in it and eat it
I couldn't eat my ice cream with the spoon so i stabbed it with a redneck ice cream cone and ate it
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This is when a man ejaculates and deficates when being given a rimjob and a blowjob by two different individuals at the same time. Ideally, the man defecates in the mouth of the person giving a rimjob, and ejaculates in the mouth of the person giving a blowjob.
"Last night Jane and her best friend Lauren came over and I decided to give them a Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker".
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When a skinny white boy gives his girl anal and her poop gets on his dick. The slang name comes from when you get a vanilla cone from Dairy Queen and get it dipped in chocolate. It is customary for the girl to lick the guys dick clean following their anal session
Jordan: Yo I just had a vanilla cone dipped in chocolate last night with my fiancé
Jesse: you mean where you did her up the booty?
Jordan: yes it was awesome
Jeff: did she do the customary licking your dick clean afterwards?
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When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.
John was humiliated when he finished with only a Melting ice cream Cone.
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When penetrating your girlfriend up the ass, you tap on her back to give her the signal to proceed to poo over your dick like an ice cream machine and you continue to penetrate her until her poo gains a fudge like consistency around your penis and then she licks and sucks it all off your dick - your dick is the ice cream cone.
Damn! Have you heard about Kieran? The Warm fudge ice cream cone he gave Sam for dessert after their meal together?
for a girl to give a guy a blow and hand job while he is laying down and to make him cum into her mouth which she drools out all over her hands and his cock, while his cock is still in her mouth
Last night my girlfriend made me an ice cream cone. The best part was when she was done, she licked all the cum off her fingers and my cock.
Bitch, make an ice cream cone for me!
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